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obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

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addelburgh:

incognito
wnderlst:

Total Lunar Eclipse (April 15, 2014) | Matthew Crowley

jpgay:

the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away

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folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

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